For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like ... Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like . .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Tara Wray http://www.lbthunderponyproductions.com First off the girl definitely needs help with how to shamelessly self-promote *wink*wink* but who better to learn from than moi, right? Well, she commented but didn't leave a contact. SHAME! But I found her, and a picture. Doesn't she look sweet? So when was this picture taken. According to my 5 minute research the reunion between her and her mother happened in 2004 and that was 5 years after she left, and if I have this right she left at 19 years of age. Did I get that all right? So she's (thinking...thinking) my age! Hahahahahahahaha! Wonder what kind of film an angel like this could brew. I guess we'll soon see. Her film Manhattan, Kansas will be shown at 8pm Friday, October 20th at The Murdock Theatre. It's labeled as a Domestic Documentary Feature. After the screening there's a Q&A with the filmmakers and a party. It's only $20 for the whole night, including the party, an open bar, food and entertainment. Sounds like a whole lot of fun, huh? If anyone else wants to join in just call or contact me and let's see if we can all arrive together in Entourage style.