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Sunday, March 16, 2008
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Within 26 minutes I had an entire relationship end, begin and end again, and all through the cellutard phone. Behold the future of dating!
It all started when I was advised through text message that he (the someone person) and I were already doomed, and it was my fault. (I'm still not sure how everything is my fault, but I am also currently being blamed for the huge flu epidemic that has swept the nation.) I told him that he dumped me before he got me, to which he asks "do I got u now?" I was fairly confused on how that worked and told him if he could make a diagram I was all his. I didn't get a diagram, I got some sort of mathematical equation that was so hilarious I knew it would be translated in blog. (Now everyone has initials to go with the stories, but no names until he's more semi-permanent.)
ac - [ja*:(] + ja - [ac*:(] + [ac][ja][:)] = ac+ja
I seriously don't know what it means, but it's freakin' cute, so I was like "I'm all yours". I mean, how could you say no to that, right? And then, in a snap, the honeymoon ended. He said to congratulate him tomorrow, or Tuesday, because he was off to do some "mixing". Ah! What? Here's my little mathematical equation:
{ac+ja=[ja*:)]} + [ac*:p] = ja*?^10
And yes, I'm a dumbass, because he called right after, but I couldn't talk to him. I can't talk to you! I just let him read the blogs, because as big of a dork as I am in blogging about him, I am a bigger dork talking to him. I just want to stay in my pretend world, where I am always in charge and smooth, and not cringing at my retardation every 5 minutes. Man, I swear, this boy will be the death of me. I am so together, I plan things, I am in charge of things, I boss people around and make them cry, and then he shows up and I turn retarded. Why? Because of his stupid blue eyes, and stupid smile, and stupid goofy-always-right-smart-ass attitude. You are a jack ass! Does everyone see? It's like I developed some type of relationship tourettes! WTF!?! |
posted by Jenni @ 9:07 PM  |
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Neither one of those equations is in the least bit mathematical.... complete rubbish.
you're asian, you should know these things!
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Oh, Eli, don't be pissy. I think I'm in like, and if so, you will soon have a new best friend. Or, I guess, he can just hate you like everyone else did. Your pick, but don't rain on my parade, gaytard!
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in like, like, like like, or like.
-the soon to be despised eli
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in like like, I think think.
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Okay, I thought the little mathematical equations were cute.
Sorry, I'm a dork.
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Neither one of those equations is in the least bit mathematical.... complete rubbish.
you're asian, you should know these things!